What JOE MAY noT FinD FuNNY

I love my dear husband Joe but sometimes I seem to find levity in different things. Like just yesterday E and I went to Sam's Warehouse with my great sister inlaw Cathy for lunch. This consisted of grazing on the samples carrot cake-honey ham-quiche-honey ham oh well with coat on coat off-(do we really think these ladys care how many times we return). An impulse purchase of x-large yoga pant topped off the trip. Well if Cathy had not been the way to honest girl we could of saved $200 . After over 20 minutes and three managers we finally were able to GIVE them all there/our money. Cathy's going to heaven - I'm probably not. Thanks for the fun time. ( I still think we should have bought the 15 ft. blow-up santa)

I might have been homeless but anything for a good laugh.

Like today some 40 ish kids came to the door offering to shovel for $$$ of course sooo... I was hoping to get credit for it. They of-course didn't know the half a** standard they had to live up to and did tooo good of a job. True tip off Joe will never believe it was me even though I moved the shovel - the one I would have used if I were to shovel. At least it was done right!